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No Race...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My dear brother, Ed, did challenge me to a race, all the while knowing I abhor racing on cement...maybe in the barrens, but...e


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My dear OLDER brother,


Did not mention or bother,


To tell you all of my fear of racing,


I might do better to do on foot pacing…


 


He likes to make his YOUNGER brother look bad,


Putting my **it on the boardwalk, ever since I was a lad,


So now, he can say he won by default,


Though if he wants to join me in the Pine Barrens,


There we can go four wheeling, my jeep then we will exalt…


 


His inability to keep up with me will become apparent,


Hopefully with you he will become most transparent,


He tries to make out he is the one picked on,


Instead, if you look closely enough, you will see he is most aberrant…


 


Though let me state quite clearly,


I was the one treated while growing up most severely,


Him acting most all the time quite cavalierly,


Treating his poor, poor YOUNGER brother not very dearly…L


© ed ~ 9/15/06


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 Reviews of "No Race..."
Reviewed on September 16, 2006
LOLOLOLOL, Ed. The adventures continue! Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Don't know how Ed K will like the OLDER part......LOL

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on September 16, 2006
Ed.....ED and Ruf...ed...the trilogy of sibling rivalry begins and ends in family un. I'm happy to be on the sidelines.
Susan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 16, 2006
Somehow I already knew in advance
That you would soon 'chicken out'
Everyone gathered here at the Speedway
Has already started to grumble and to pout.
Soon, they will be leaving, and going back to bed,
'Yep, he chickened out again, that other brother Ed.'


Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 16, 2006
Well you know how teenagers are

Peace Brother
William

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 16, 2006
Oh boys and their toys....would love to shee the two of you Bushbashing in yout 4x4's!!

Must say you have a cool set of wheels YONGER bor ED!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on September 15, 2006
Rufuz you dufuz, you got it kewl mate, forget racing LOL

Love Leila & Duchess RRRRRRUUUUUUF!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 15, 2006
boys will be boys ;-)

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on September 15, 2006
hehe..Life's such a adventure for you always..Hey Rufuz..Give Daddy big hugs Ruf--

Xxx dove


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