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Cracks...
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Red neck good ole’ boys having an encounter,


All sitting with their cracks showing at the counter,


Can’t they of their pants pull up tighter,


You would think way down there they would be whiter…J


 


Eggs n’ steak, the breakfast of champions,


Training they are to be athletes of the farmers guild,


They can of a manure pile in seconds build,


Can you imagine their wives seeing this picture,


Don’t you think they will be anything if not thrilled…J


 


Looks like pa and his three youngun’s,


Are they all from the same ma,


The one on the right end is bending over,


Trying to hide his wearing of a bra,


After breakfast they all go home and soak,


In a spa in the raw…J


(wanna join them)


© ed ~ 9/18/06


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 Reviews of "Cracks..."
Reviewed on September 19, 2006
A choice of where to park my bike!

Reviewed on September 19, 2006
LOL Too funny, Ed; thanks for the grins today! Well done! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on September 19, 2006
Is that when you say "No!" to crack????? LOL, couldn't resist. Hoot of a write, well done, Ed! You never fail to "crack" me up. :) Good thing, too. Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 19, 2006
Looks like pa and his three youngun’s

Where did you dig up that old family picture, bro? Me, you, Pa, and our third brother named Ed. By the way, have you heard from him lately?

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 18, 2006
Great write Ed
Looks like a plumbers convention
lost in Atlantic City

Peace Brother
William

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 18, 2006
which one's you?

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 18, 2006
I never could understand why they don't buy shirts a bit larger to cover themselves. I'm sure they have them. It is a disgusting way to look that is not necessary! sorry, but that's the truth!;-)Right Rufuz?...

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on September 18, 2006
I was apprehensive at clicking on this title, knowing their would be a crack innit somewhere ROFLMBO and I wasnt disappointed....

Ole Cracky eh

Ch'erie ;)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 18, 2006
One CRACK of a write...I think those cracks might stink after a days hard work for those barcounter freaks....like stale bear me thinks those cracks leaks on hot summer days!!

Nope not joining them methinks!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on September 18, 2006
Lovely poem. I always wonder how such workers don't feel the wind in their cracks!!! No, I don't think I'll join them. Victor


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