Damn, but I wish I still drank...(its been a day!!) (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

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Damn, but I wish I still drank...(its been a day!!)
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I really need just a wee drinkie, Even if had an umbrella on top in pinkie, It really was a bad, bad day on the roads, Accidents, traffic jams, cut off, fingers thrown when I was goad� All I ask is just one little drink, I swear it won�t start me to the next to link, But I guess I really should not, As then I start to say things I shouldn�t, Then is when I really start to inwardly think� Instead just let me light up a short doobie, I promise it won�t affect me tomorrow, But tonight it will help me to feel more groovy, By the end of tonight I will have sat through an entire movie� Okay, what was I sayin�, If you are worried about me you can start prayin�, Granted someday this stuff will in my coffin be me layin�, But I love it so, you will see me any amount be payin�� � ed ~ 9/21/06

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Reviewed by Approximately Naive

Reviewed on September 22, 2006

I have an unopened pack of cigs in my pocket to remind me not to smoke and if i open the pack then its refleciton time. Should be depending on God not the packet. Like having a crowbar in your pocket to make sure you don't break into a house. Stuff, sure I'll depend on God, but first, I'll get rid of the cigs - wheeeeeeeew! Nice

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on September 22, 2006

Oh, pitty dear Ed! What a B-A-D day he's had. Traffic can certainly get one down. I used to wish I had a Sherman Tank for driving to/from work; those sunnavaguns would sure take heed of me then! hahahahaha

Don't get down, just take deep breaths, Ed...

Micke

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on September 22, 2006

A short doobie, or a drink with an umbrella
Now that is a mind boggling choice there, fella!

Reviewed by SaPAth AnANd

Reviewed on September 22, 2006

You should have! There is still some time So Go get hammered now Ed,You'd not get a better excuse than this.

Bom Bhole!
Rosh

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on September 21, 2006

You don't need any alkie drinky to make you see funny numberplates.....make this your your mission next time you get mad at bad drivers NOT used to being mobile in sober stae of mind.....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on September 21, 2006

It's not worth the price and guilt trip...STAY SOBER

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on September 21, 2006

Whatever it is I wish I had some I'm hurting...boo hoo Rufuz help...woof...i'm prayin big ed;-)

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