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Distractions...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Take it from someone that has done it all and more...


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Keep them eyes on the road,


Or your car will eventually be towed,


I swear officer, not a drop did I drink,


Twas’ that beautiful butt that made me think…


 


No cell phones while driving,


No one seems to be that law striving,


Drifting in and out of lanes,


As if they have no semblance of brains…


 


No radio should you adjust,


Your seat should be already set,


If you drop a coffee on the floor,


Leave it or pull over for sure,


Last but not least, no sleeping,


Keep away that snore…


© ed ~ 9/29/06


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 Reviews of "Distractions..."
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
You said it all big brother Ed! Hope you practice it;-) great pic...
woof Ruffie...Eileen

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
Cell phones, a fine male jogging... Hey!!! I'm sure we girls have something to say here too.
Know destraction well. I seem to get everything back into focus before it necomes too late.
Susan

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
This is great...it made me smile, I really needed it.
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on September 29, 2006
Like always it is a pleasure to read your work.

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
twice........it happanded twice

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
kool write Ed
A fantastic Picture you've chosen
I would have crashed myself
Peace Brother

William

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
Indeed Ed ...

It is hard at times to keep our eyes from drifting towards those tantalizing tidbits that proliferate in this modern world. It is good that we don't go blind when we look.

I wonder how many would have sight left?

Richard Lloyd Cederberg

P.S. Rufus! Atta-boy from Uncle Richard

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
No sleeping and no peeping!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
well. pard, she'd keep me awake, that's for sure.
TX

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
Eyes on the main road, buster. Your brother is right!!!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
And I thought you were gonna say it was the ocean you were staring at! Get a Grip, Brother!!


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