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Taking a BIG one...
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Of poetry this is not,


Most write of love,


Sometimes I write of pot,


But tonight I write of sitting on a different pot…J


 


Need a big roll,


Right next to the bowl,


Of my bowels I can’t control,


I swear I think I am giving birth to a foal…J


 


Must have been that big fat steak,


B-B-Q sauce and hot wings on the side,


Topped off with a chocolate on chocolate cake,


I may have to stay in this room all night,


Thankful am I for the exhaust fan,


Bet though people can smell it worldwide…J


© ed ~ 10/10/06


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 11, 2006
Worldwide indeed because you knocked me off my chair......you stinky YOU!!

Love Tinky :)

Reviewed on October 11, 2006
Nice, Ed. TMI! But funny, nonetheless. Now I know I've read everything!!!! LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

That toilet does not look condusive to bodily function.....LOL

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on October 11, 2006
Mr. Gobbler doesn't care ... the ranker and chunkier the better. That porcelain glutton will swallow anything.

How did you sit on that sucker - sideways? I bet the muse for this was one of Rufus's blinding fartys.

LOL!

Good one Ed ...
Richard

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 11, 2006
I'm hoding by node ... this is very funny indeed!
hugs,
CJ

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 11, 2006
You've GOY yo be kidding me! This is hilarious.
Susan

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on October 11, 2006
Well that is certainly a super roll. My Gawd!

You do think big. ROFL


Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on October 10, 2006
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 10, 2006
You over eater, you. Victor

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 10, 2006
such inspiration on the transcendental tolite ... did you write this poem on the first sheet of that roll? ;)


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