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No E-coli Yet...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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So don’t fret,


Carrots together are a set,


Male & female & a pet,


When they, you know,


Do you think they sweat?


 


Infected spinach,


Did put Popeye in his grave,


We can’t blame him,


Of that food he did crave…


 


Now talk of lettuce being infected,


From store shelves it has be rejected,


So best to eat carrots, they are respected,


Until something bad from them is by someone detected…J


© ed ~ 10/12/06


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 Reviews of "No E-coli Yet..."
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 12, 2006
Listen?
Can you hear that?
Listen carefully
The winds Of change....
Everyday there's something new
Another cause of whatever
Peace
William

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 12, 2006
Well, the latest news is that cow manure is speading the e-coli. What are farmers doing today differently than what they did yesterday? Funny man!

Great pics of carrotosis.

Susan

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 12, 2006
Best to grow veg, but self when possible! Oh my .......do you know whether it was the same company again? Enjoyed the humor you have shown in this write.

Reviewed on October 12, 2006
Oh, Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't DO this to me! You're more n' a hoot, you're a holler! Too funny, you're nuts. Thank God for your humor, I needed it today...........

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 12, 2006
There will always be something wrong in food sold. Victor

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 12, 2006
Mind boggling picture ...but hey I love raw carrots better than those cooked ones!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 12, 2006
Ed didn't you hear about the carrot juice being pulled from shelves with bacteria;-) Truly our food chain is getting messed up so we'd better start looking for alternatives. methinks i'll go for nuts and candy, and they'd better not mess with my coffee!;-)..ET


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