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Hitchin' a Ride...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Memories are such wonderful things...


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Gimme a ride in that hippie bus,


Gimme a ride, don’t make a fuss,


To San Francisco all the way we cuss,


Not enough weed or drugs we discuss…


 


Leave that redneck at the side of the road,


Look at them zits, he looks like a toad,


Oh what the hell, maybe transform him we can,


God he stinks, let me sit near the fan…


 


Tokin’ on that favorite big one,


Gettin’ laid by my favorite big hun,


Parked on the side of the road till rises the sun,


Oh shit it’s a cop, hide the grass, tell him we were just worshipping the son…J


© ed ~ 10/21/06


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Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
Dai hit the nail on the head, and I dont mean the pot :)

Contro mate contro LOL
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
Fascinating...

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Hey I got the hippie bus, lol..hehehe

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Did you hear the latest news from Neveda? I suppose you'll move there and we'll get some technicolored poetry once you transport.
Susan

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Hi Ed,
Good laugh. I like the bus. Well done.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Nowadays offer the cop some...

Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Two gimmies right away, Ed, that's Gimme Shelter and Gimme Some Truth from Jagger and Lennon respectfully, right on the era button with the opening. San Fransisco, my, my, Scot Mackenzie and his 'flowers in their' false idyll, before Jagger and Lennon are barely off my tongue. Weed or drugs? It's a revolutionary act for a celebrity (so called) to declare that he does NOT take drugs. Gettin' laid. The world suffers the birth pangs today as a consequence. Guess the legacy of the 60s has not been so flowery after all - and we still ask that time honoured if not tiresome question, 'gimme some truth.'

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
"Oh shit it’s a cop, hide the grass, tell him we were just worshipping the son.. :)

Brilliant fast thinking that....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
LOLOLOL ... as an inhabitant of San Francisco in the late 60's, this poem really hit and tickled my funnybone, Ed. Good, rolicking, and fun to read. Peace, brother ...
Flower Love,
CJ


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