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Shuffling off to Thorazineville...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Double me up doc,


Hide some in me sock,


On Thorazine I don’t need a lock,


Wash it down with pot out of me personal stock…


 


The only dance here is the thorazine shuffle,


No one while taking it does in any way scuffle,


I carry enough to fill up my extra duffle,


Gotta be prepared for all occasions,


I have even taken them mixed with a chocolate truffle…


 


More fun to be totally stoned,


Won’t feel it when you get boned,


Who needs food, no one groaned,


Better on thorazine, the mind totally zoned…J


© ed J 10/24/06


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 Reviews of "Shuffling off to Thorazineville..."
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 25, 2006
OHHHHH!! I get it!

You're a drug age'nt Man!!!! I see it too!!!

Funny dude!
Susan

Reviewed on October 25, 2006
I need one................LOL Excellent write, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and love, Kalra. *see, can't even spell me own name write* RIGHT!!!!!!! Dang............

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 25, 2006
Great

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 25, 2006
Wish I could get a pill to zipp a mouth....and send it to another time Zone where it's HOT!!

Thamks for sharing.....putting some thought in my mind....a BAD one!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 25, 2006
You are definitely 'in the zone' here, Bro!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
Amen To that Ed
now pass it down for a toke

Peace be with you
William

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
a mind-altering poem, Ed ;)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
Rufuz nip him good he needs to feel something;-) You should be stoned for being stoned;-)...ET


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