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NO Water...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Not a drop,


They turned it off,


What could be wrong with it,


What if I have to take a sh**…


 


The campground has done this before,


Usually that day I go to the shore,


But today is a work day for sure,


No shower or bath for me today,


No one with my stink but me will have to endure…


 


Rufuz has his gallon of water saved,


I have today of it craved,


I cannot use his water as he so well behaved,


Guess my water usage today will just be waived…J


© ed J 10/26/06
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 Reviews of "NO Water..."
Reviewed by Joyce Devenish
Reviewed on October 27, 2006
Your poem made me laugh but I shouldn't because a water shortage isn't funny. Regards Joyce
Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Thanks for the laugh.
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
We sure appreciate H2O more when it is suddenly cut off. You teach us respect for water in this pen.
Susan
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
go for beer...just don't bath in it!!

love tinka
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
It makes one realize how dependent one is on this precious resource. I hope your water is back on soon. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
My wife and I were just up hiking through the Laguna Meadows and Mountains this last Sunday, and the campground host informed us the water had been off there for over a week.

He said all the business turned around and left because of it. Water is so bloody important. It's tough going without it for even a day.

Attaboys to Rufus ...
Richard Lloyd Cederberg
Reviewed by Approximately Naive
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Well, why should we apologise for smelling human?
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Go walk in the rain. Might help. Take Rufuz too. Victor
Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
LOLOL a cute write here, Ed. If I sound a little funny, it's because I'm holding my nose ... LOLOL
Love,
CJ
Reviewed by Dawn Field (Reader)
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
lmao Cool write! ~D~
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
O, ICK. I hope your water troubles are soon history; just hang in there, buddy!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(
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