Been enjoying the fact that that evangelist guy was forced out of his closet...(PS: Rufuz is still all DOG, he has no desires to be otherwise)

 

Born he was a full bred German Shepherd,

As a puppy no one could have told,

He had them big paws, gonna be a big one,

In his dreams he did imagine himself a leopard…

 

As he grew he was trained to protect,

His first bitch came at five, they only did neck,

She thought him a hunk, for her he even got erect,

But lurking inside, a cat he did of himself suspect…

 

It started slowly, fish & catnip he did enjoy,

His owner did find his meow’s to annoy,

He started to play with the neighborhood pack,

All the dogs in the area did put him on their list to attack…

 

He had to eventually come out of his closet,

It all came to a head when in the litter pan he did leave a deposit,

The cat did storm into the owner, the dog did whimper,

But after all was said and done, the dog became a cat,

The cat just moved into the den, and that was the end of that…

© ed J 10/04/06