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Down south, dicks grow on trees...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Who cares if too big or small,


If you want them go to Florida that’s all,


There they grow right on the trees,


Comments about them accepted either way please…J


 


Should you be a female or a gay male,


To Florida you need to of yourself mail,


You might even find one with a tail,


If you are blind I am sure they got them in braille…J


 


Just think, no reason to go out on a date,


No boring dinner conversation about fate,


You only have to but look around or have one sent by crate,


I don’t know about you ladies, but it seems to me to be an idea, great…J


© ed J 11/8/06


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 Reviews of "Down south, dicks grow on trees..."
Reviewed by Karen McKeever
Reviewed on January 27, 2013
Toooooooo funnnnyyyy!!! That's all I'm going to say.

Love and Dreams (now has a different perspective),
Karen

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 9, 2006
A rejuevenating tree...Every woman should have one in her back yard.
susan

Reviewed on November 9, 2006
This is the epitome of "planting roots"!

Can't believe I said that...

Micke

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 9, 2006
How long have you been studying these trees, brother? And this gives a whole new meaning to 'Tree Hugging.'

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 9, 2006
You can now picture my husband and I laughing this morning...
and this is a funny write!
I live in Florida too, but the only dick I have growing on my property is my Penis Cactus! long,,,story! HA!
Glad to meet you! Keep smiling!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 9, 2006
Send me the tree ....and forever I will have no viagra problem!!

Whahahahahahahahahahaha.............a seed will do too...I can wait!!

Love T:)nka

Reviewed by Rhonda Drogo (Reader)
Reviewed on November 8, 2006
Wow Ed, and the lovely lady in the photo looks extreemly pleased! Was her glee for the pen, the tree, or thee? Now where exactly are they did you say Ed? R.


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