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Worshipping the chocolate moo-moo...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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No longer do I worship the chocolate cow,


No I do not even worship an oinking sow,


Hopefully no one will get angry starting a row,


But now I tend to follow in the path of the Tao…


 


Some days I do tend to forget,


Of this I then do eventually regret,


Never do I actually take it out on my pet,


Everything I do for him ‘cept get him wet…


 


Happy am I in karmic knowledge,


It does for the most part keep me from falling off the edge,


Much I did not learn, as there is much to do,


Should have stayed in the of my choice college…J


© ed J 11/10/06


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 Reviews of "Worshipping the chocolate moo-moo..."
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
I do love the "aura" that you share via your verses here, Ed. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 10, 2006
Ed has harmony. I knew it's happen sooner or later.
Susan

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 10, 2006
Happy to see you have found your peace :-)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 10, 2006
There's lots of little knowledge you never learn in college. Common sense is what's needed!! Rufuz told me you didn't make him stay out all night so I'm smiling at you;-)arf arf heehee ET

Reviewed on November 10, 2006
But don't we learn from the college-of-hard knocks? Even the college-educated must go thru this phase (or faze) to learn reality.
Whatever your path to peace within, we could never believe Ruf is not safely beside you!

Peace, Ed!

Micke

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 10, 2006
I think Rufuz is number one in this family of yours!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on November 10, 2006
I know that you would never bring harm to your sweet rufuz ed..not in you to do so.

Al

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 10, 2006
Happy am I in karmic knowledge

Your Path to Enlightenment continues, Grasshopper. Travel On.


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