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Smothered...
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In butter till they can no longer breathe,


Throughout each one the butter does seethe,


Not conducive to a low cholesterol count,


Still what a way to go, the end does surely & quickly mount…


 


Each kernel does do its best to become the best,


Long it does take from the stalk in its quest,


In its last several minutes under heat it does protest,


Then comes the ultimate taste test,


Damn near dripping with butter the popcorn passes


And does the palate impress…J


© ed J 11/11/06


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Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
The one weakness that I have is hot buttered (the real kind)popcorn. It is awesome and part of the blend in a good movie and Saturday night. It's a date!
Susan

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
This is quite an ode to a wonderful food, Ed. Thank you for sharing it. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz,

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn how could you...I would give anything.....virgin included...whahahaha....goodluck finding it..... for a bowl filled to the brim.....HAVE MERCY MAN!!

Aawwwwwww how I hate life without popcorn right now!!

Love ....not so sure about that but anyways!

Tinka :(

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
Mmmm, you made me hungry for popcorn with this poem, Ed! Very clever and I enjoyed reading this -- don't believe I've ever read a poem about popcorn before now.
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
If it's fresh, please Fed Ex some out to old Thornwood Manor. It's snowin, and I can't get to the store.


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