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My New Toy...
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Couldn’t put it together, No gas with right mixture, After running it, in my shed it’s a fixture, Leaves blown away to a degree, No longer round my yard debris… Used it once, Did this mechanical dunce, Hard to believe I enjoyed myself, Hope in future it does not remain on the shelf… © ed J 11/11/06

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Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on November 11, 2006

Fact is every Saturday when I wish to sleep intil 8:30ish...the neighbor has other ideas...
Enjoyed this Ed.
Susan

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on November 11, 2006

That's exactly why I use an electric one; much easier to just plug in the extension chord.
I'm laughing hard: 'cause of your title, I was hesitant of scrolling down for the read! LOL

Micke
who is now repentant!

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on November 11, 2006

Kool tale Ed
just a new toy
Peace be with You

William

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on November 11, 2006

Seems like you did a great blowjob.......................hahahahahaha...getting those leaves to your neighbors side of the fence!!

(Just quoting Tinka!!)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on November 11, 2006

Hahahahaha exchange it for a popcornmaker the moment it sits on the shelf!!

Seems like you did a great blowjob.......................hahahahahaha...getting those leave to your neighbors side of the fence!!

Love Tinka :)

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