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The Kostro Klan Kastle...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Out in the boonies,


To live like loonies,


The Kostro Klan does reside,


The property surrounded in woods,


No reason now for them to show civic pride,


You can bet that pink flamingo’s DO litter the landscape,


That is absolute, positive & bona fide…


 


From the kastle’s towering fortifications,


One can view for miles the wooded surrounding swamps,


It is as if old Ed & Rebecca have started their own nation,


So many rooms have they, there are plenty of accommodations,


Though their family may not visit, their animals have plenty of relations…


 


So quiet it does out in the woods be,


Old Ed can therein shout & scream with glee,


He does speak to each and every new pink arrival,


Fed Ex, UPS & DHL each high tail it out after their delivery,


It is after all a smart thing to do, they do so for their own survival…


© ed J 11/11/06


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 Reviews of "The Kostro Klan Kastle..."
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 12, 2006
enjoyable read
peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on November 12, 2006
This is g r e a t, Sir Kostro !! Ray and I are also Lord and, er, Lady, of a castle in the trees. Ours is small, but hardwoods and evergreens abound. Deer camp front and back, and. . .w h o a. KNEW the squirrels'd haul us off. . .W H O A...... ~~{Thanks, man!} 'Pea' <3

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 12, 2006
I loove the moody expression on that housies face...looks like it does not smell very nice!!

Can you dee that too...the frown and everything??

Love Tink-insane!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 12, 2006
It is as if old Ed & Rebecca have started their own nation

We have, but where did you get that picture? Are you flying your spy satellites again??!! I thought you were grounded.

And to answer J. Allen's question, the picture above is only of our new fortified stone outhouse, it's very cool, and the rest of the house is hidden in those trees.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
hahaha think I'll name you two the brothers wit and wag;-)
(you're wag edm;-)That castle has two eyes for windows...hehe
Wonder if you'll gt an invite after this(:

ET

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
Your picture of Ed's house looks much different
than the one Eddie K shows...which is which?
Enjoyed this Sir...and PS. SALUTE


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