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Relax & follow the Mellow Brick Road...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Deep breathing is best for relaxation...


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No longer must we on the road rage,


We should also not get angry at the gas gauge,


Arguments & wars we need not ever wage,


Calmly walk away from problems & act your age…


 


No fighting in the streets,


Show everyone your side that is sweets,


Offer the enemy to sit with you and share eats,


Just be smart and do not offer them any red beets…


 


Relax to the sax,


Calmly relinquish to grind your axe,


Offer up to read any Biblical acts,


In the end you will find enlightenment,


With that the government cannot tax…J


© ed J 11/13/06


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 Reviews of "Relax & follow the Mellow Brick Road..."
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
Can't help but feel this Ed fellow...is really mellow. And is pointing out by his verse, something we all should know!

Good on you, Ed!

Micke




Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
Are you trying to get out...without paying HUH>>>>>>Relax I won't tell!!

Love Tinky :)))))))

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
Shhh! They might hear us...
Taxes find just about anything needed or enjoyed...
I like beets!
Smiles!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
The government taxes everything, the moment it hears about it.
ROFL...love your take...will miss red beets.

Best,
Elizabeth


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