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657,000 miles under my belt…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Ok Kostro, don't be a wise guy and ask my "actual" weight...? LOL


No wonder my pants are tight,


Its not as if they will just away melt,


All those fast food stops off the Washington way belt,


Is it true we start to look like our job,


If so I will pay money to have you my job rob…


 


Won’t find more fun employment,


Unless you look forward to the Iraqi deployment,


There on the desert with too many sergeants,


You will find bliss & permanent enjoyment…


 


Nothing about this job can be called enjoyment,


Gonna suggest a “Pick on the Boss day of Torment,”


But alas no one listens to me, I do herein lament,


Though I will someday have to karmically pay this back,


In my last days god will make me for this to repent…J


© ed J 11/15/06


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 Reviews of "657,000 miles under my belt…"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 26, 2006
Been around the world 26 times. Most folks never leave home. Enjoy it.

Ron

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on November 15, 2006
thats right at least you can blame it on the job
but hay that sure is a whole lotta miles

Big Smiles
enjoyed

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 15, 2006
Hi Mobile Ed. that's a lit of rubber.
Susan

Reviewed on November 15, 2006
Don't despair, Ed...at least you can blame it on the job! I mean, how many Salad Shoppes have humongous parking lots?? Then sittin' all those miles makes for a big bloat...errrr...not that I'm calling YOU a big bloat...:o)
Interesting take on the Truck Driver.

Micke

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 15, 2006
Hey, how much do you weigh??!!

PS I found some of your old childhood potato sacks. Should I send them?

PPS I held a wonderful 'Torment the Boss Day' just about every day at work, until they made me retire. Damn bureaucrats.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
WHAT????

Are you a rabbit???

The title made me say this!!

Now what is your actual wit...I mean weight :))))

{running for cover befor you sit on me and use your "weight" to shut me up!!

That is how I use mine anyways...lol!!

Love Fatty-Tink


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