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Independently Unintellectual....
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A self portrait...


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Can’t figure some things out,

My itty bitty usage of the herb I flout,

Will eat blues but never fresh water trout,

Of my insanity I have little if any doubt…

 

I dream of being rich,

I dread of being rich,

Passing through this life I’m a bitch,

I am sure when I was built,

The Gods did forget something, leaving within a glitch…

 

Up all night, a night owl that even hoots,

Wears on occasion insulated/water proof boots,

Though I do seem to recall regularly the routes,

Every idiot savant has one thing they can do that makes them seem quite astute…J

© ed J 11/17/06


 

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 Reviews of "Independently Unintellectual...."
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 17, 2006
at least you excel at what you do;-) Good one sir ed;-)!et

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on November 17, 2006
LoL know the feeling way to well
my favorite stooge

Big Smiles

Reviewed by Gloria Gay
Reviewed on November 17, 2006
Clever poem that forces one to read it again.

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 17, 2006
Scoobie~ Doobie~ Dude...Where are you?
ROFLMAO~
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 17, 2006
Up all night, a night owl that even hoots,
Wears on occasion insulated/water proof boots,

We have to be brothers, I do the same thing - but when I wander around at night, I only wear the boots, and nothing else.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 17, 2006
hey are you NOT asleep yet??

Yip I agree I think something is missing in my head today...I just want to sleep again!!

Now stop drinking the greenstuff and scoot to bede!!

Love Tinka


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