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LAX...Attention Den Friends...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Sorry folks but don’t give me flack,


I am working 6 days & nights,


So please try to cut me some slack,


I am of reviews during the holidays being lax…


 


I bought myself a Christmas present,


Put it together last night late,


But could barely hear it, as it has 400 watts,


Did not want to wake up the neighborhood,


When I can this camper won’t be quiet and sedate…


 


Till the holidays are over, please realize we read you,


Anything and everything you put up we know is new,


But bear with us, as Rufuz does not know how,


To start the computer, but he still sends his loving bow-wow…J


© ed J 11/21/06


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 Reviews of "LAX...Attention Den Friends..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 26, 2006
That's why you haven't seen me here.

Ron

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 25, 2006
Gotcha, Ed. Take care of you and Rufuz too. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on November 25, 2006
No flack, Ed...but lotsa slack. At least we can read and enjoy your offerings...To Rufuz I'm sending a resounding "Bow-Wow" Thanks!

Micke

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on November 22, 2006
That's ok Slack, your new toy must take presedence, I understand completely.
BTW does it glow in the dark?
:)Ch'erie

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 21, 2006
Twis the holidays :-) I'll excuse you if you excuse me :-) Hmm must train Rufuz new trick......how to start the computer........bet I can with a few steaks :-)

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on November 21, 2006
Good one Ed! From the heart and up the arse.

It's hard sometimes to review. A lot of these people are retired and Authors Den seems to be their life. I mean that's cool, but some of us are stretched a lot thinner than that.

It takes time to review, and there is no way that I am going to leave two or three words like certain imposters do. I like to leave something, always, that will at least impart a little life back into the writer.

You and Rufus have a good time with your new cyber-space exploration module. And thanks for your words on my constructs. Sorry I scared ya with the last one.

Rufus! You be the bomb big guy! WOOF WOOF!

Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 21, 2006
ARE WE GOING TO PARTY WITH THE NEW ((((((((SOUND)))))))) !!!!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU AND FAMILY (INCLUDING RUFUZ)

Peace be with you
William

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 21, 2006
I hope that's really my Christmas Present you're talking about, Bro. You Devil, You! And don't forget to mail it early! Thanks.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 21, 2006
No probies Ed!!

Enjoy your 400 WHATZ???

lol...son is driving me nutz with his new sound machine!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 21, 2006
no problem Ed...have a wonderful Holiday to you and yours!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~


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