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Happy Turkey DAY...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP, MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on November 25, 2006

I'm a wee bit late in reading this, but enjoyed your "Happy" all the more.

Micke

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on November 22, 2006

Heh-heh..not much chance of that, Ed. Very cute!!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on November 22, 2006

Amen to that Ed.

Good write! You guys be blessed and don't eat too much. Rufus make sure that you leave some pie for daddy-human OK? WOOF!

Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on November 22, 2006

Thank you...happy turkey day to you too...watchit Rufuz...he is going to eat your share too!!

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on November 22, 2006

And May your Turkey turn into an EMU and kick your dunny door in, whilst you sit upon the throne after thanksgiving dinner.....

;)EEEEAAAAWWWW
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on November 22, 2006

It's best to put it in your mouth, Little Brother, not on your thighs, unless of course, you are feeding it to Rufuz!

Reviewed by CJ Heck

Reviewed on November 22, 2006

Hee hee ... this is clever, Ed! Thank you for the smiles -- I'm hoping the very same things, myself -- especially the last about the thighs. Well done.
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on November 21, 2006

And may yoo blessed with all the fat so I don't get any;)JK!
Happy Day to you Rene,and Rufuz!...ET

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on November 21, 2006

To you too dear sir...to you too.

Al

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Reviewed on November 21, 2006

Well, just because the mashed potatoes don't have lumps, doesn't mean something else won't.

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