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I got hips for child bearin'...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Yep, my boobs are growin' too...

All that food certainly did, To my hips it went, no kid, Now I can have me a baby, My hips that strong, well maybe… Pregnant I have always looked, From the way I have of food cooked, If you can’t boil it, fry it, or nuke it, On it then I can never get hooked… All the gooey stuff too, The worst things for my system, Though I do not drink nor smoke cigarettes, I gotta have some kind of negative condemn, Oh yeah, well that too, but of that I have no regrets… © ed J 11/24/06

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Reviews of "I got hips for child bearin'..."

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Reviewed on November 26, 2006

Are you sure those aren't implants, Ed?

Reviewed by RM Green

Reviewed on November 26, 2006

So funny and so real! Thanks for sharing this wonderful write...

RM Green

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on November 26, 2006

And lips for caring. Don't go tearing yourself apart.

Ron

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on November 25, 2006

Where are the Hips?
Did I miss something,
Funny write ..ED
peace

William

Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G

Reviewed on November 25, 2006

ha,ha,ha Glad you got that out of your system Ed!
Great write and I love pict.
Brings back H A P P Y memories!
PEACE and WArm HuGs,Sheee

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish

Reviewed on November 25, 2006

This is a good giggle but I'm beginning to believe there is something wrong with the food when everyones tummy is swelling. So I blame steroids. Best wishes Joyce

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on November 25, 2006

That bad, huh Ed? That'll teach ya' to not eat so much...maybe :o)
Great thing about pregnancy, tho...9 mos later there is a grand finale! So, whatca gonna do for an encore? NO! Don't tell us...lol

Micke

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell

Reviewed on November 25, 2006

Not to worry; you'll work all that belly fat off...maybe...

Oh, and good to see that you've gotten your monthly bath in. Excellent picture on the front page. :)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on November 24, 2006

I love your sense of humor, Ed; honest and real. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on November 24, 2006

Awwwwwwww!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on November 24, 2006

funny stuff Ed, right with you on this down to eart poem, I pigged out on thanksgiving, hope you all had a great one

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on November 24, 2006

And you've shaved your chest!!

The weather here is gunna be very wet n windy, spec here in london, nothing changes

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