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Doing Your Time...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Drugs can get you high,


Theft can get you wide,


Get a cell mate name of bubba,


Hope you are into guys, hubba-hubba…!


 


No reason to hang from the bars,


Short timers do no time, before again they see the stars,


Sure it is a bit uncomfortable to spend your day bent over,


But you have to take responsibility, & do it doggie-style like Rover…


 


On your knees to pay for your crime,


Learn a new position you can write of in rhyme,


Be smart, accept your fate, don’t drop a dime,


Fresh meat will eventually arrive,


Afterwards you can of your hole plug with a lime…J


© ed J 12/2/06


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 Reviews of "Doing Your Time..."
Reviewed by Barbara Sue
Reviewed on December 4, 2006
Ed..these are the cold facts of course,
but things could have even been worse.
If not for Bubba,
You would have been everybodys HUBBA HUBBA..

Barbara Sue
aka Grandma Baba

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 3, 2006
Interesting piece...keep it straight!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on December 3, 2006
So the moral is ... stay out of prison and retain the original dimensions of your butthole. Humorous, but a sobering reality. Good write Ed.

Light and Wisdom ...
Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed on December 3, 2006
Oh, a little bit more of reality than I wanted to know...then, again, this may just scare someone straight...

Hey, never misunderstand...I'll continue to read whatever you write, Ed :o)

Micke

Reviewed on December 3, 2006
hahaha! This is so cute and funny!!!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 3, 2006
I sure hope you didn't shoplift my Christmas present, Bro.

PS Have you mailed it yet?!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 2, 2006
so the moral is, don't do drugs and shoplift at the same time ;)

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on December 2, 2006
Hubba-hubba! Lol...

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on December 2, 2006
Ed, you're incorrigible...but I suppose everyone would have you that way :) Victor

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 2, 2006
Stay where you are with an aspirin between your knees.
Pray!
Susan

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on December 2, 2006
Ed, Ed, Ed,...sure hoping you ain't writing from experience! ROFL!
I hear they keep the soap on a rope too!
LOL!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~


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