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Men...
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...sorry Pier I just couldn't resist this...

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Hear us snore,


Hear us in pain,


Choking out a roar,


When drunk our stories do bore…


 


Never do we ask directions,


Have a great deal to say about elections,


Never do we admit to imperfections,


For expensive cars we do have predilections…


 


We can fix anything, oh yes, oh sure,


We are fishermen, who needs a lure,


We are not bald we are just mature,


Our women do of us endure…J


© ed J 12/6/06
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 Reviews of "Men..."
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 9, 2006
A most apt response, Ed. Thank you for sharing it. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
Reviewed on December 8, 2006
Who could not love this one, it is great!
Love, B&R
Reviewed by Brett Moore
Reviewed on December 7, 2006
Oh, ain't it true. We should be thankful for the women enduring us. Good write.


Brett
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
Reviewed on December 7, 2006
Ed, you are totally incorrigible...and we love you for that :o) I'll add another thought to Pier's: And God made man, and realized His mistakes; then he made woman, the improvement. LOL

Micke
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 7, 2006
But they love us, and what would they do without our duct tape to fix everything??!!

PS Where did you get that old picture of your big brother??
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on December 6, 2006
Yup...got that right Sir
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on December 6, 2006
I like that bald part...love it.

Elizabeth
Reviewed by Joyce Devenish
Reviewed on December 6, 2006
Dear Ed, I think it's amazing. I don't know how you do it. Please don't do one on women. You are great. Luv ya Joyce
Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on December 6, 2006
Ed of the clan Majestic Male ...

I think that you've unleashed leviathan upon an unsuspecting den. I'm gonna put up Tsunami warnings today. (-:

WOOF!!!
Richard Lloyd Cederberg
Reviewed by Approximately Naive
Reviewed on December 6, 2006
Of all the gin joints in Paris, she had to choose this one!
I can do anything my wife lets me. She claims men hate mother in laws. I disputed this most strongly. I insisted that I was an exception because I liked her mother in law. How about a poem about women, Ed? Double dare you.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 6, 2006
A wo is nothing without the men...and men lost without a wo-what?

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on December 6, 2006
Lovely write,Hugssssssss
Reviewed by Pier Tyler
Reviewed on December 6, 2006
Wonderful write! Endure, maybe, or is it terms of endearment? Men, love them or leave them. They just are...

And God saw that man was alone. Let us make Woman.(lol)
Hugs, Pier
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