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Pickled...
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Not necessarily preserved,

The right to getting drunk reserved,

On a drink of rum & eggnog, served,

The pickle above is quite well deserved…

 

All wrapped in a pickle,

For presents she is in a fickle,

Her brain works only in a trickle,

Perhaps you will or won’t laugh,

If not have your hubby give you a tickle…



 

Drunk for the holiday,

High for the night before,

Over fed then under the bed,

Damn but that doe is such a whore…J

© ed ~ 12/14/06
 

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 Reviews of "Pickled..."
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
Wow! What Christmas spirit Ed. Is ee you don't run on batteries.
Susan
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
Now what can I say...pickled or not...I do love pickles but Dill....I do NOT!!

Hilarious Nut You Are!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
LOLOL, you poetic nut! This is hilarious!
Love,
CJ
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
Ed~ you never cease to amaze me...To change the subject sorta...We have a family tradition that involves a Christmas pickle and my father hides this special ornament in the tree...somewhere? Then we have to go searching for it and the one who finds it gets $20.00! Easy money, those pickles!

HA!

Love and Peace~

Kimmy~
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
Is this Dill Doe some sort of mutant New Jersey creature? Perhaps living deep within the Pine Barrens - with that old rascal - the Jersey Devil? Get some more pictures of DD, DW!
Reviewed by Approximately Naive
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
And a whole lotta fartin' going on after this lot!
Think I'll go for a swim this morning - where's that wine glass?
Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 14, 2006
I really like the sweet-hots pickles but I am a sucker for a dill-doe.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on December 14, 2006
I love your sense of humor!
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on December 14, 2006
Ed...Ed. remember to keep it Kosher...

Al
Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on December 14, 2006
AAawwwwww Ed, now you behave...And I like my pickles sweet!!!
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