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I volunteer for Iraq...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Forget the war,


Send our boys home, they know it’s a bore,


Forget the oil they got four score & more,


Just give me some plastic baggies,


Ounces & ounces out of Iraq,


I swear I won’t sell, just keep it all in store…


 


Not just bushes are they in that pic,


They smoke better and can turn a trick,


Just looking at it makes hard my ****,


Doesn’t take much to turn me on I know,


Would love to have that piled on top of me,


At least three feet thick…


 


Send me to Iraq,


Send back I will a stack,


I swear I will end all attack,


Only those plants I do want, never any crack…J


© ed ~ 12/14/06


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 Reviews of "I volunteer for Iraq..."
Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on December 16, 2006
The humor of a true humanitarian...sort of:-)

Aberjhani

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on December 16, 2006
If we all just sat around looking at pictures of wishes, getting turned on just by the thought of them...Now wait, that does happen...ugh...If we all just volunteer for Iraq, smoke their weed and laugh about history and the good ole'days...there would probably be nobody to fight with!

You might have a point, Ed...just keep yours under control! ROFL!

Love and Peace~

Kimmy~

Reviewed on December 15, 2006
funny and serious Ed, before they behead you at least smoke your last joint. I'll mail you your one way ticket

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
the harvest season in over in your parts, huh?

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
wwwwaaaaaaaaaaa??????

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
LOL...it is probably just fiber hemp, only good for giving you a headache and no high, but your concept is a good one.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
Good picture Ed. Wouldn't be great if we could all be friends.

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
Looks like Cannabis sativa to me too Ed.

And I like how they're guarding the garden with a bloody tank. Hahahahahahahaha! Those boys don't want to lose the harvest do they?

WOOF!
Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
A different aspect, but a humorous one indeed...we gotta smile and keep going forward.
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
Interesting way of looking at it!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
Oh my

Reviewed by Art Hernandez
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
Funny little piece...but a reality...


Art sun...

Reviewed on December 15, 2006
Looks like just a bunch of weeds, to me. Ohhhhhhh...duh!
christmastime seems to be a High for you, Ed...take care :o)

Micke

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 15, 2006
Just looking at it makes hard my ****,

Doesn’t take much to turn me on I know,



I seem to remember you had that same problem when we were kids!!!


Put that picture away; take a very cold shower, and call me in the morning.





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