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A Certain Someone Sent ME a GREAT Christmas Present...by RUFUZ
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Thanks Ed...


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Guess he was too busy to stop by,

Daddy & I cannot imagine why,

But even sending it to me, yes I,

Was great for him to do, I can’t help but sigh…

 

He sent it right to me, Rufuz, the dog of the house,

That’s right not to that other renter the mouse,

I cannot believe that daddy calls him a louse,

He sent me the biscuits I did request,

But dad still did not get that classy blouse…J

 

Maybe next year Dad, Santa will send it to you,

He did send you that nice book with the cute doggy,

I didn’t know Santa wrote books about hurricanes,

All those poor puppies caught out in all those rains…

 

Anyway, thanks Santa for sending my biscuits,

Thanks for not send me any nuts,

They get caught in my teefies & I feel a klutz,

Santa you are the best, even though daddy sometimes says you are a putz…

© Rufuz J 12.16.2006
  

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 Reviews of "A Certain Someone Sent ME a GREAT Christmas Present...by RUFUZ"
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on April 8, 2008
gREAT grrrrrr WRITING BY DOG DAYS.

Reviewed by Barbara Sue
Reviewed on December 18, 2006
Ed,am still amazed by your wit,
please promise you will never quit..

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 17, 2006
Santa will be calle a louse if he does not visit me this year...and I will be mixing my cookies with something more than nutz I swear!!

Love Aunty Tinky

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 17, 2006
I cannot believe that daddy calls him a louse,

I can't either, Rufuz - and he's such a nice guy!!!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 16, 2006
HaHa...Tell your daddy to look in his stocking, I am going to bet that Santa left him some coal. Merry Christmas to you and to your daddy.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 16, 2006
Rufuz. Don't listen to Daddy...he's just jealous that Santa didn't get him that bong he wanted.
Merry Christmas.
Susan

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on December 16, 2006
Cute...made me laugh love the picture too. Great write!
Merry Christmas,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on December 16, 2006
hehehehhee..I agree with Kimmy..hehe

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on December 16, 2006
Of Rufuz~ Daddys not a klutz...Santa just knows he's a tad bit...ugh...the one with the nuts! yeah, that's it!

ROFL! and I needed it! :)
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on December 16, 2006
You always put a smile on my face Ed!
Good stuff as usual.


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