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A Melting in the Snowman Family...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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His job it is to make us up perk,


With his hat and dildo nose,


He was not meant to smell like a rose,


But what kind of dog could be that much a jerk…


 


Down he did melt,


Not able to snowball the dog pelt,


That dog did a dirty deed,


Can you imagine what Mr. snowman felt…?


 


Death by being on peed,


Is what the obituary will read,


Not even a chance for his life to plead,


Hope he was insured against pee,


Maybe next time around his feet a fence, they will heed…J


© ed J 12/17/06


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 Reviews of "A Melting in the Snowman Family..."
Reviewed by Barbara Sue
Reviewed on December 18, 2006
at least it wasn't doggie doo, too..

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 17, 2006
Hee, hee...Now I know Rufuz would
not pee on the Snowman..
Happy Holidays Ed!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 17, 2006
Damn Doggie....he musta smelled the dildo nose...thats why he lift his leggie!!

Love TsKinky

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 17, 2006
as frank zappa said "just don't eat that yellow snow" ;)

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 17, 2006
LOL! you never fail to put a smile on my face, Ed. Cute graphic and poem.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on December 17, 2006
What began as a white Christmas soon turned yellow...
Snowpersons are an aggrieved minority, having long been a target of urinary assaults,primarily from dogs, but also from children, and even adults. This really "pisses me off"! I guess you can't report this incident due to the dildo...I'm from Jersey too...I know how this would go down at the precincts!
Loved this Ed!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~





Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 17, 2006
With his hat and dildo nose,

Is that how you make snowmen in Jersey??!!! Most of us use carrots.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 17, 2006
Looks like a carrot to me. Poor Frosty. Poor little dog. I guess when you gotta go...ya gotta go.
Susan

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on December 17, 2006
That was funny. Poor Mr Snowman. Bet the insurance will not pay though. Trust them. A merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Drink a pint for me. Victor


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