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My letters went all AWRY...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My “Y” does show where is supposed to be a “Z”,


My “A” does work but got to hit the quote button times three,


I tried to restart the old girl but it keeps telling me,


I am not allowed on any site, especially for free…


 


I checked for a virus, maybe the poor thing has a cold,


Should have gotten it a flu shot like I did as I am getting old,


I betcha I know what messed it up for sure,


Rufuz and his paws aplenty have been trying to type about his trip to the shore…


 


I can’t say that with him I am upset,


But it does make me kinda fret,


I worry and sometimes bitch,


For my computer is my only link,


To the outside world & I can access it,


With the slightest touch of little switch…J


© ed & Rufuz 12/30.2006


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Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 31, 2006
Sounds like spyware or ad-ware to me...if you don't run those utilities, you can get a good one for free at Lavasoft.com. Just click on the free download for Ad-aware personal. If you are just kidding just to have something to write about then in the famous words of Emily Latella..."nevermind"...LOL
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on December 31, 2006
Very cute write! Have a happy new year! God Bless you, Holly

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 31, 2006
I always enjoy your attitude and the way you share your humor, Ed. Thank you. Happy New Year to you and to Rufuz,

Regis



Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 31, 2006
yip I know the feeling...my old girl also my only hope to find a new husband if I drop this one in the lake.......lol!!

Happy New Year Edity!!

Love Yinka

Reviewed on December 31, 2006
Could it possibly NOT have been Ruf's fault? Uhmmmmm...

Thanks for another happy note to end this year, Ed and Rufuz!

A Very Happy New Year to you both...

Micke

Reviewed on December 31, 2006
Rufuz sounds mightily like the regular hair of the dog that nips you!
Are you sure he ain't Fred MacMurray beneath that shaggy dog outfit?

Now if you'll excuse me, there is a rather charming looking glass of wine that I would like to dip.

Hic New Year
Dai

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
Great smiles from you and Rufus to end the year. Hope you'll have a splendid 2007. Victor

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
Hope you get them working again! I hate when that happens!
Smiles to you, Ed and Happy New year!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
I can envision Rufuz beating the keys of the computer as I strike my keys tonight...loved it!
Blessings and Happy New year,
Joyce Bowling


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