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L I T...
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Getting there, Only fair, Don’t know where, Came from or going, That’s the scare… No drink, Just weed stink, Can’t walk, Can’t barely talk, Having fun, don’t balk… I won’t drive, I like to be alive, Tis quiet here, No drunks here drive, Midnight walks require no fear, Ain’t skeered…J © ed J 12/31/06

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 1, 2007

Hey Happy Clappy New Year Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on January 1, 2007

Save me a toke Ed
I had a dull Eve, didn't know whether
To slit my throat or stick pins into my eyes.....Lmao
Just still giggly fom not partying.
Peace
Happy New Year

William

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell

Reviewed on January 1, 2007

You may not be skeered, but the rest of us sure are.

Naah, not really. Have a blessed '07, my friend.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on January 1, 2007

Brother, glad to hear, you ain't skeered,
But my head truly aches, it's been beered.

Happy New Year, Stink Weed,
From Your Brother, Beer Breath.

Reviewed by Approximately Naive

Reviewed on January 1, 2007

I might still be drowsy, Ed, but I fail to see the distinction between the affects of drink and dope.
All a man needs in his attic is a bottle, a glass, and a drying towel.

Happy yours etc
Dai

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on January 1, 2007

have a happy, Ed ;)

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Reviewed on December 31, 2006

So what are you trying to tell us, Ed?

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on December 31, 2006

"Ain’t skeered…" Thats funny Sir...at least until the
Paranoia sets in...Happy New Year For Sure.

Al

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