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Intelligence...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My intelligence is right up there with this one...


Poem Artwork


 


Or the lack thereof,


More has it is a dove,


Flying in the skies far above,


Thrown over a cliff, or was it shove…


 


Military intelligence,


Contradiction in terms,


Not much do we see there any sense,


Most have not got as well too many sperms…


 


America’s watching the dog,


On the TV, better to watch burn the Yule log,


In the machinery we are just all a small cog,


For with the lack of smarts, their minds are just a fog…J


© ed J 01/06/07


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 Reviews of "Intelligence...?"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 7, 2007
That's why they hired a former general to run my university--prey.

Ron

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 7, 2007
I like William B's comment...that 69 IQ rate says it all...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on January 7, 2007
Loved your poem, not to mention the picture! Holly

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 6, 2007
"Military intelligence"

I never thought of this before, Ed; but you're right. "Military intelligence" is indeed an oxymoron. You are a bright man, my friend. Thank you. Best to you and to Rufuz,

Regis

Reviewed on January 6, 2007
Hahah!!!!! Loved the picture, and the poem!!!!!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on January 6, 2007
Let's hope and pray that Goofy gets out of the doghouse soon!
Susan

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on January 6, 2007
Enjoyed

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 6, 2007
"Millitaree Intelligents", Is that possible?
My company Top sgt. had an IQ of 69
He catapulted to the rank of Corporal
In 40 years
Kool Wite Ed
Peace be with You

William

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on January 6, 2007
loved it, loved the picture..goofy what a guy, Ed what a poet! Enjoyed...
Blessing,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on January 6, 2007
You're right about one thing...military intelligence is a serious oxymoron.

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on January 6, 2007
I feel smarter every time I read you, Ed!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 6, 2007
You got that right Mr Matlack!;-) Good one!


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