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Today we were Pigs...oink, oink...
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That’s right today we pigged out, Rufuz sticking in everything his snout, And dad munching on whatever was about, No shell fish for dad, causes old age gout… He did eat the crust, After the pizza slice was bust, Dad did eat all but three, Of the slices, hope his tummy doesn’t combust… Rufuz went right into eating his dinner, Dad here is the sinner, Rufuz won’t get any thinner, Rufuz did burp more so than dad did, He will have to try to eat calamari, yes squid…J © ed & Rufuz J 1/21/07

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Reviews of "Today we were Pigs...oink, oink..."

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 23, 2007

LOL....oink!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on January 22, 2007

You are the funniest man on The Den Ed and I always look forward to the levity in your pens.
Thanks!
Susan

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten

Reviewed on January 22, 2007

Hey, you matched me! Three! Good number, Ed!
I guess I'm a pig too! ::)
Love it!
...the muse, and the pizza!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins

Reviewed on January 22, 2007

Love the piglets. Rufuz is otta sight.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on January 22, 2007

You Pig, You!!! And poor Rufuz, I hope he burped in your ear all night!

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on January 22, 2007

Cute write, had thos days myself..just can't get full!
Blessings enjoyed this, glad to know that others pig out occasionally.
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Edwin Larson

Reviewed on January 21, 2007

Sounds like you both had a case of the ganja munchies.

P.S. Gout????? You ARE old...LOL :)

Edwin

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