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My Teeth are Hot...
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Hard to believe I remember this, it kinda just popped into my head...e


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You may believe this or not,


Riding with the folks in the car,


My teeth hot they are,


Anytime driving my dad did far…


 


A form of car sickness,


That’s all I can of it guess,


One time I even forced myself,


To vomit on my moms new dress,


That was not a day my mom wanted me blessed…


 


From that time on, I would say,


Dad and mom never again with me did play,


All I wanted was a soda that was cold,


As I got older though what I wanted was something rolled…J


© ed J 1/23/06


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 Reviews of "My Teeth are Hot..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 25, 2007
Lol...from bad to worse...will we ever forget those days....my folks use to smoke in the car....windows rolled up....and we did not dare complain....we would end up half dead!!

Glad we both survived those days!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 24, 2007
I think Hot Teeth are a weird New Jersey thing - something to do with the water - and probably another reason I ran away from home!

Reviewed on January 24, 2007
LOLOL--that's a new one on me! If I'da been your Mom.......LOL Cute write, (((ED)))!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 24, 2007
Ed,

The perfect cure is a cup full of ice cubes and a bag of home grown. (lol)

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on January 24, 2007
There are a lot of bugs going around. Sure it wasn'r a virus or maybe an over active imagination. You always make me smile.
Susan

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on January 23, 2007
Never heard of this ailment...but there is always a first time for everything...interesting write sir.

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on January 23, 2007
You are funny Ed so is the poem and the cheeky last line...great work!Are they your teeth in the picture?
Best wishes always
from kay


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