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Caught Up
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Not necessarily humor...where do these things come from...


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Did ya ever get so far behind,


That catching up felt most fine,


I see so much with sight of hind,


When I go back to fix it, I cannot it find…


 


Cleaning is good on day such as now,


Cold temps even in the sunlight, wow,


Even colder when the moon does rise,


The dog does love it, not telling am I lies…


 


Nothing more to read,


Will have to go and smoke my seed,


All comments appreciated, my need,


Can’t access all in my brain, the lock needs to be re-keyed…


© ed ~ 2/4/07


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 Reviews of "Caught Up"
Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on February 4, 2007
Uh, I wish I could catch up. Must be a wonderful feeling.

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on February 4, 2007
you always cheer me up, even when your mood is befuddled. from seeds come wonderful plants but beware, helicoptors can spot them from afar.

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on February 4, 2007
We all feel this way from time to time, Ed.
You just have the knowledge to put it into words!

Blessings my friend,
~Linda

Reviewed on February 4, 2007
Sounds like you can also do with some company, Ed. MOUSE SCOUTS! BRING ED AND ME THE BOTTLE!

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 4, 2007
I can find no humor in the grveyard, but
maybe you have some plants there?
Rufuz said, "Daddy makes me go there
and dig holes for his stupid seeds."
What's left of my brain is all me can use.
I enjoy getting comments from folks meself.
Take care......

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 4, 2007
to be fifty does that to you!!

Love tinky

Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry
Reviewed on February 4, 2007
cool writ ed

thanks,
~D.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 4, 2007
Can’t access all in my brain, the lock needs to be re-keyed…

Brace Yourself, Brother - it's called 'Old Age.' And everything that gets old and rusty, needs lubricating once in awhile to keep functioning. Have Rufuz spray you down with some WD-40. It really helps, especially in cold weather - De-Icer works good, too.


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