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Frozen Pipes...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My kitchen without water,

Not mad, won’t the pipes slaughter,

Instead the pipe that counts,

Ready to be toked, will use the bathroom for appreciable amounts…

 

Never ever did it in the past freeze,

Other than the outside hose, oh geez,

A pain in my ass, I don’t herein tease,

I hope my pipes stay together, in my home I don’t need waves from seas…

 

Now though that the heater is kicking,

The propane with the fire flicking,

My hand to check the heat,

I won’t though my hand in the fire be sticking,

Gotta get rid of this beast, not for long will I be in it living…

© ed J 2/5/07
 

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 Reviews of "Frozen Pipes..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 6, 2007
Dang...this could be a problemo....hope found enough from the bathroom to fill a cuppa coffee!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on February 5, 2007
The Perils of Ed, Fufuz and Winter at he Jersey Shore. Sounds like the start of a grest novel to me.
Susan

Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)
Reviewed on February 5, 2007
HAHA, this is so funny (really sorry about the frozen pipes though). Great write with wit.
Hugs, Laura

Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry
Reviewed on February 5, 2007
ed, this is cute and reminisces of age of human to age of home

for all the pipes freeze now and again whether they yours, mine, or the structures we live in

thanks,
~D.


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