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Frozen Digits...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Strickly in JEST...& dedicated to a certain Johnny Reb in South Carolina...


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Some southern rebel,


Called earlier this eve,


Just in time for the dogs walk,


Do you know hard it is to talk,


When holding the phone in the cold,


Nineteen degrees to be exact,


So for my ten frozen digits please grieve…


 


Of course only five can freeze at once,


But now I have to have Rufuz type, I feel a dunce,


Only one hand have I got, I hope that rebel is happy,


Man, do my wittle digits feel altogether crappie…


 


Guess by tomorrow, my digits will be back to new,


I hope he apologizes in his imminent review,


Or he will regret this of my digits transgression,


If my digits never heal, I will have to on his head have a skull session…NOT!J


© ed J 2/16/07


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 Reviews of "Frozen Digits..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 18, 2007
Try Dragon Naturally Speaking 9. You'll never go back to typing with digits again. Unless your lips get frozen kissin'...

Ron


Reviewed on February 18, 2007
LOL!
Keep em'warm - Great Poem!
So how are ya' digits?

WArmly, WArrior Sheee

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on February 17, 2007
Hysterical! I love it. How about the numb hand from trying to hold the cell phone, I hate that.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on February 17, 2007
Interesting...LOL

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on February 17, 2007
Typing out your agressive side ( LOL) is a most rewarding way to get me to feel sorry for you in this cold weather. Go to Florida where it's warmer and where a lot of our brothers go in the winter. Why haven't you made it there yet?
Love,
Susan

Reviewed on February 17, 2007
Ed,

Ever the sympathiser, eh? NOT!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL! Put yer frozen digits under yer armpit. :) They'll get warm. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

And LOL at Tinka's comment: spot on truth!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 17, 2007
lol....you are NUTZ...be glad it's only the digits thats frozen...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 17, 2007
I guess you'd never make it as a Pooper Scooper up here in the frozen Pink Flamingo Sanctuary, Bro. 19 Degrees would be a warm spell, and time to get out the suntan lotion and barbeque.

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on February 17, 2007
Awwwwww ... poor wittle fin-gers ... all goose-bumpy! You git 'em, Ed! This one is so cute!

Ted

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
LOL Jude :-).......I have a picture of someone doing that.......

Poor Ed.........then again I told you to be careful what you ask for ......you just might get it.......and just for the record..........thanks we are warming up! :-)


Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
Ah and to think when I called it was in concern for the cold that you yanks have been getting. And now it’s come down to a knuckle session on my head. I will in a most forthright manner extend my deepest and most sincere apologies just as a pure bred Southern Gentleman should…just one question though? Don’t they sell gloves north of the Mason / Dixon? LOL…enjoyed this one tonight Sir…I mean BRRRR ED.

Allen

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
just don't decorate the snow in yellow or you'll really have a frozen digit ;)

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
Quite a funny poem. but for us freezing up north-Trade ya.


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