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I know I've asked this question before, but...
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How much snot can one person make, So far I�ve made enough to fill a small lake, Trying to breath through my nose a mistake, A mouth breather I�ve become, a creature I am from that lake� Damn cold, where it came from I know not, Either way its now here in my spot, I blow and blow & blow some more, My nose is red & starting to be sore� Oh what fun life is, colds just bring about more, Here I sit with the desire to go out, Instead I sit and ponder what life is all about, My dreams leave me wondering, my cold leaves me to shout� � ed J 3/3/07

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Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on March 4, 2007

Got snot, I had a lot.
Just got over my crud..
Hope ya get better so0n..

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on March 4, 2007

Why I live in the South. Drink a lot of liquid and it will dry up.

Ron

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Reviewed on March 3, 2007

Have you thought about keeping it in jars? ;+}

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on March 3, 2007

Drink lots of water, and gargle several times a day.Yes, it works on the nose;-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 3, 2007

You asked this before,,,now I will tell you again.....stop rolling in the snow with RENE...rather di it with rufuz...and there will be no snotty noses!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Randall Barfield

Reviewed on March 3, 2007

snot a very happy poem!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 3, 2007

Uh, one present from you is really enough for now, Brother - Please don't send a Box of Snot Next!! And Get Well Soon.

PS Try some of that hot sauce!

Reviewed by Approximately Naive

Reviewed on March 3, 2007

I empathise with you, Ed. The flu curled my aching bones feotus position two weekends ago. Sneezed! I nearly injured my damn back doing so. If it were not for my trustee mouse scouts and the bottle, don't where I'd have ended up - in traction I guess.

Try a drop of whisky in a mug of hot milk.
Regards
Dai

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