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PUTZ...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thanks to all for you varied input...Ed


 


Bedtime last night at midnight,


Just finally got out of bed at three,


Good for me to sleep, but bad for Rufuz on the leash,


Though he seems to understand, I will have make him a quiche…


 


If no fever tonight does occur,


Back to work tomorrow to incur,


The wrath of the boss I did up stir,


What the hell, my health comes first, I know you concur…


 


Thanks for all your inputs,


Never again will I call Ed K. a putz,


Most times I know he is just nutz,


I must feel better as now I can rhyme in humor & I’ve found the gutz…


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 Reviews of "PUTZ..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 6, 2007
Good to see you are up to "Humor" again!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 5, 2007
You mean - I'm not a Putz - I'm just Nutz??!!

I always thought I was a Nutzy Putz. Thanks for straightening that out for me, Bro.

PS But don't believe a word that evil Queen A Pax says!!

Reviewed on March 5, 2007
Ed, do I detect a little fear of your boss here? Flu is endemic of many folk's experience at this time of year.
By the way, did I read right, you feed your dog, quiche? Or were you feeding your poem some rhyme?

Regards
Dai

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on March 5, 2007
Sick and still poeming
good for you, feel better and don't worry about work, Ed K told me he will support you until your back on your feet again
plus he will fly to nj and make you pseudo chicken soup, since he is an animal lover, and cannot eat meat. And he will pay a massuse and accupuncturist to be at your bedside until you are better. Plus he will play for the dog whisperer to keep Rufz company. And Emeril will come and cook for you, since Ed cannot make chicken soup and you need it.
Just thought I would mention it
anita lol

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on March 5, 2007
Alright........!
Louisa


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