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Blankety-Blank...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Yep, its been one of those weeks,


In my head of poems I do seek,


Nothing there, it ain’t fair,


It doesn’t happen often, yes its very rare…


 


Sorry to have you stop by to this worthless rant,


But of any poetry I just can’t,


Find it anywhere in my head, maybe I can of it grow like a plant,


Maybe better to help will be a Buddhist chant…


 


Tonight gotta go into work for a few hours,


Gonna take Rufuz so he can have some fun,


Then home to smoke some of my new flowers,


Hopefully we do not on my nice clean car have any showers…J


© ed J 3/10/07


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Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on March 12, 2007
What would you do without Rufus?

Reviewed on March 11, 2007
I think we danced this tune last week, Ed.

Regards
Dai

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 11, 2007
I'd love to read one of your Buddhist Chant Poems, Brother!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 11, 2007
And she discovered a plastic bag hanging from her hand, and inside...?
was her brain!!!
Gooooody
Georg

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 11, 2007
Flower power will give you all yours brains back...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 10, 2007
i like your blank verse, Ed ... hope your new flowers are intoxicating ;)

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on March 10, 2007
Oh wow! I see you're feeling your oats now. Must be over the flu..Yahoo!!!

Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on March 10, 2007
Enjoyed this humorous write....as Susan said you've made me smile...
Blessings,
JOyce Bowling

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on March 10, 2007
Hey...you made me smile. :)

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on March 10, 2007
Cute poem, Ed. Sometimes it's cathartic to write a poem just for fun. Your muse is only napping -- she'll be back before you know it. In the meantime, I surely enjoyed your poem!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 10, 2007
Nosense makes some sense..

Reviewed by Jibril Mohamed
Reviewed on March 10, 2007
In the poetry of my language, Somali, this type is called ARAR or 'Introductory verses'. They are used by a poet to show the strength of the poem that follows this. I look forward to the next one.

Thanks poet

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 10, 2007
Guess you are rare, you can write even when you can't;-) Enjoy your day and behave!;-)

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on March 10, 2007
Not a bad poem for a non-poem.LOL


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