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2 Z's...
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Two hundred a piece,

Don’t think I got fleeced,

One will last me a year,

Well maybe close or near…

 

Good smellin’ stuff,

Good green, more than enough,

Smokin’ it right now in the buff,

Dropping a hot ember on myself,

That is one thing that could really be rough…

 

Better finish this before I get a buzz,

Must remember to lock the door to keep out the fuzz,

Maybe with further smoke, my writing skills will come back,

I remain yours always, the clown with the upside down frown, Ed Matlack…

© ed J 3/11/07
 

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 Reviews of "2 Z's..."
Reviewed on March 13, 2007
hey Ed, you're a funny man with a good humor plan, the fuzz i wuzz, but i wouldn't interrupt your buzz. But be careful when you come to Bmore

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on March 12, 2007
send a tote this way
or rather do one for thew team (hee hee)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 12, 2007
Smokin’ it right now in the buff,

Sometimes, you give just a bit too much info, Bro! (Poor Rufuz.)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 12, 2007
Oh My....but hey those are BEAUTIFUL GARFEN PLANTS....lol!!

Ask my piggies!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 12, 2007
Been there, in Holland I mean, didn't that because my Muse fills me with so much inspirational opium that I am in a state of permanent Bob Dilan kind of stoned.
Great!!!
Georg

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on March 11, 2007
OooooooKayyyy, Eddie...suck it up and watch out for the embers. Lots of places that those can do some damage!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 11, 2007
Do what you gotta do, but don't
let Rufuz have a toke....


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