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Snorting the LIne...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Long though it may be,


Still part & parcel of the sea,


Snort it up the nostrils,


Better than doing just pills…


 


Bamboo tube used to snort,


No little straws, too short,


Done it myself years ago many,


Now it costs too much, yes plenty…


 


Fun to remember the past,


Hours on coke flew by fast,


Speed as well did for days last,


Just a memory for me, please don’t of me harass…J


© ed J 3/21/07


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 Reviews of "Snorting the LIne..."
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
where's Rufuz? ... be careful not to snort no yellow snow ...

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
The pic reminds me if "Ice Ice Baby"...Vanilla ICE

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
One massive snort that is.....this picture made me smell salty fishy foam!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on March 22, 2007
ED ---

SUPER MATCH OF "HIT" & WIT ...... also ...... PIC & "DUMB MICK" !!!

CREATIVITY SUBLIME ..... UNSURPASSED BY TIME !!!

TOM.

Reviewed by Michael Mathieu (Reader)
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
Loved the picture...Laughing is good for you...

Michael

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
WOW! I think that dude in the picture is one toke over the line and has had one too many snorts, Bro; go out there and help him out!

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
You are genius.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
Jimmy Durante would love that beach!!!
Hilarious.
Never did, but hello? who I am to put down a good thing?
The write?
Excellent...as always my friend.
Georg

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
LOL What a gas! Hysterical photo, where did you find it? Gotta love your honesty about it, Ed!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 21, 2007
I could just see you Ed, and I hope rufuz would pee all over it
while you were snorting!;-)

Reviewed on March 21, 2007
LOLOLOL, but doesn't it get fizzy in the nose? You, my friend, are too much!!!!! Love this one. And you and Rufuz *wOoF!*

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Brett Moore
Reviewed on March 21, 2007
Hilarious, Ed, both poem and picture. Priceless.

Brett



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