Too big a hit,

Chokes ya right down to where ya shit,

Reminds one of a bronchial fit,

Don’t hold your finger over the slit…

Sometimes though no coughin does come,

Fortunately this won’t in a coffin put ya,

Lessn’ ya drive while hittin’ the strong some,

At a younger age I could do it,

Now it just makes me numb,

Okay if ya want you can call it dumb…

Either way, its my little bit of fun,

If God did create it, he must have tried it on his Son,

Just something else you already know I have done,

Why not write about it, other than of it shun…J

© ed J 3/21/07