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Rufuz has a girlfriend...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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In heat she is without doubt,


Normally she runs away or just about,


And here I thought Rufuz was a virgin,


But look at that nose go, he’s really splurgin’,


Later he was seen really surgin'...


 


Sorry no pictures to show the funky action,


No problems for Rufuz getting traction,


His first, or so he tells me,


Though many times he has had great attractions…


 


My poor little doggy has all up grown,


It makes me cry, whine and moan,


Will there be little Rufuz & Dusty’s or will he leave me all alone,


Doubt there will be little one’s, both are fixed,


Or did he give the knife wielding doctor the bone…


© ed J 4/3/07


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Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on July 11, 2008
Rufuz's girlfriend looks just like my granddaughter Whitney's dog named Princess. Such a lovely little girl for Rufuz.

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on April 22, 2007
Okay and well how do you know she was fixed if he did the deed. Nevermind don't answer. It is about time he had a girlfriend.

Reviewed on April 4, 2007
GOOD ON YOU - RUFUZ !!! FUN IZ FUN - BLANKS OR NOT!

Your 'Ole Fart, Peepin' ED' Daddy reminded me of an old nursery rhyme paraphrase, from about 50 years ago:

"Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, to get her poor dog a bone, but when she bent over, it was too much for Rover, so he gave her a bone of his own!"

OOPS! DAMN THOSE MARTIAN THOUGHTS! :) :) :) Tom.




Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 4, 2007
See...planned parenthood works

must be something to living a dogs life.

Thanks
Dan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 4, 2007
Boys will be boys and will always sniffing somethinout!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on April 4, 2007
He missed out on my China.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 4, 2007
i see Rufuz takes after the old man ... especially for the fixed part ;)

Oh, Sorry, Bro - Jude already said that.

PS Please tell Rufie his girlfriend is very cute.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 3, 2007
...and we howl with him like Tarza...afterwards.
HeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaw mah boy!!!!
Georg

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 3, 2007
How dare you let rufuz do that in public, you unfit father!;-)lol you're just jealous...hahaha

Reviewed on April 3, 2007
LOLOLOLOL, Ed,

Good on Rufuz! Too funny, enjoyed. Shootin blanks, eh? LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 3, 2007
i see Rufuz takes after the old man ... except for the fixed part ;)

Reviewed on April 3, 2007
She's cute; love the part about them being fixed. Too funny! LOL Very well done, Ed; your little boy doggie is growing up! :)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D


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