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Colonoscopy...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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To all those kids who want to grow older, this is what you will put up with...


Before the test,


I try to poop my best,


That’s right I am having a Hershey squirt fest…


 


Feel so raw,


Like meat uncooked,


Alot coming from within, I’m in awe…


 


A gallon of fluid I gotta drink,


To create the flowing stink,


Afterwards I’m told I will feel in the pink…J


© ed J 4/22/07


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 Reviews of "Colonoscopy..."
Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on April 23, 2007
Wow, an ouch at one end and a laugh at the other. Have to admire such a versatile poem:-)

Aberjhani

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 23, 2007
Ouch....something I need to take but too bloody scared!!

For the stinky stink..that stink will will kill me anyways!!

Love Tinky :)

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on April 23, 2007
My Oh was supposed to do this test ages ago...He refused..I just sneak Aloe juice in his OJ now LOL...

ATB for the test, and look on the bright side, you'll be several pounds lighter, with a New T Literally to fit LOL
Thanks for the chuckle and the reminder, to irrigate regular lest I forget, and as we say downunder, Blow it out yer ....

:):)Chezza

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 23, 2007
...and they said that a colonoscopy ain't a pain in the ass...
Ouch Ed!!!!!
With the utmost simpaty
Georg

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on April 22, 2007
Tell the truth!

Reviewed on April 22, 2007
Been there, done that, even got the t-shirt (and the colostomy)! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Good luck! LOL

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on April 22, 2007
Just never eat strawberries with seeds in them before the test or the poop juice. It acts like sandpaper.

Reviewed on April 22, 2007
gee Ed, my wife keeps telling me to get one, one day I will. Nobody but Ed would remind me with a poem, thanks, my eyes winks, so does my brain, you'll get over the pain, hope you butts ok Ed

Reviewed on April 22, 2007
Oh, yuck, Ed! Is the gallon of stuff they gave you called "Co-litely"? They need to change that to "Go-A-Whole-LOT-ly!" Not only did Karen have to drink it once, before the colonoscopy, but again for her surgery: that's right, TWICE. YUMMO!!

About the colonoscopy, Karen doesn't remember a thing except dreaming about eating ice cream. :)

Good luck to you, my friend. The things we go through when we get older......

(((HUGS))), love and prayer, Karla.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 22, 2007
Trying to get past the smell to wish you well;-)
You'll be in my prayers...Take care of dad Rufuz!

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 22, 2007
I try to poop my best

I am so damned proud of you, Brother! We should all try to do our best, no matter what we're doing.

PS Mom is very proud of you, too!!

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 22, 2007
Been there, done that, and I'm still waiting to get in the pink. Nice reminder.

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by Jibril Mohamed
Reviewed on April 22, 2007
A humorous description of this test. It is kind of you to teach us through experience.

Thank you Ed.

Abdullahi

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on April 22, 2007
Been there done that last summer...it is an experience that I don't wont to repeat anytime soon! Thankfully everything turned out okay! Ya gotta do what ya gotta do....made me smile, reading your write and being reminded that I don't have to repeat the test for...let me see four more years! Yeah!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling


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