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I don't like your dog...by Rufuz
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Why do some humans dislike some dogs...?

Do I look like such a monster...?


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Daddy didn’t tell me,

But said it did she,

She doesn’t like me,

Just cause I bark,

Daddy says she’s as well a dog,

Better if she were a bird, maybe a lark…

 

Her young daughter does all around run,

I just want to join her for the fun,

But just ‘cause I am protecting my home,

While daddy is out and about on his daily roam,

These people don’t want me around, when I am even tied up,

I only come out to play and relax in the sun…

 

Why do some people not like me,

I am a really friendly guy, home for many a flea I do be,

Just because I do bark, doesn’t mean I am vicious,

Though I have to admit, that little kid that runs around,

Does look quite altogether delicious…J

© Rufuz J 5.8.2007
 

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 Reviews of "I don't like your dog...by Rufuz"
Reviewed on May 14, 2007
How can people not like you, Rufuz? I find that to be...shocking!! But you don't have to worry: I LOVE you; you're a sweetie pie! And I love your writings; you are a canine master of the game! BRAVO, four paws up! *ARF*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on May 9, 2007
Someone does not like YOU???? What's wrong with those people? Hey, we love you and send you lots of belly-rubs! (You can come over and play with us any time, we don't mind if you bark either). A very wise man told me to always trust my dog's instinct when it came to judging people, every time I didn't, I got the bad end of a deal... Oh, uh, kids only look delicious, not worth trying, but they can give out great treats.
Love, R&B

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 9, 2007
Rufuz, two words of advice. One, SPCA if they are still in business. Two, if Ed likes the damn snow so much let him come out and muck around. I don't blame you one bit for being upset. Hang in there.

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 9, 2007
lol......Rufuz you are and honest doggie... outspoken...woof!!

Love Auntie Tinky

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on May 9, 2007
LOL! I can see those very thoughts in my dogs eyes each time they watch someone walk by the house...The trials and tribulations of having a teeth, tails ( or nubbly's) and fur. Great laugh!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 9, 2007
Though I have to admit, that little kid that runs around,
Does look quite altogether delicious…

Sounds like your Dad is being stingy with your food again, Rufie Boy. I keep tellin ya, hide his smoking materials, and he'll get much nicer, and even learn some new tricks.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 9, 2007
Rufuz, she don't like you? tell Ed to put the dumb bitch back on her broom and send her to sweep the skies.
Always you will have a place here, no tying ups here, only a lot of space and trees to stop by.
Georg

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
what is not to like with you? you are the best...

Al, Leah & China

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
hahaha Rufuz be careful what you say even in jest;-)but whoever doesn't like you has got to be stupid! (send dad to give them
a bite;-)

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
Keep on barking Rufuz..
It's the doggie thing to do..
You lo0k cute playing in your snow there...

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
I dunno Rufuz....But I think they are DUMB. Doggies is Man's bestest friend, faithful, caring, sensitive, smart, cuddly, smelly, oooops...
A doggie will never leave your side in a crisis, for e.g. if Daddy needs yah, you would even dial 911 or bark incessantly at the neighbours, NAH anyone that dont like doggies is dumb.

Wooof
Duchess

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
Wonderful

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
another kool write about Rufuz
Peace

William

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
Ed,
You always make me smile with your poems. This reminds me of my dog, Blackie. He barks at EVERYTHING and EVERYONE that invades 'his' turf. Love the pic of Rufus. Who could not like himmmm?

Many blessings,
~Linda

Reviewed on May 8, 2007
you always express Ed and make fun out of it, tell Ruz to use some barbecue sauce on the kid, and some meat tenderizer, Jeffrey Dominer, the cannibal didn't even cook his victims I don't think, he did them then ate them

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
I really enjoyed your dish.Great.


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