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Peruvian Pixie Dust
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Fifty grand for snacks,


A hundred for surfboard wax,


To the IRS you do owe tax,


Snortin’ your life away & never can you relax…


 


No sleep for a week,


Doing a line is very chic,


Gone to your head, your brain does shriek,


Following you they do in an over obvious clique…


 


Cannot anymore do we spend only twenty,


You need more to buy plenty,


Gotta supply your group, too bad your minds out burned,


Never again can you do your job, that of a cognoscenti…


© ed 5/8/07


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 Reviews of "Peruvian Pixie Dust"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 13, 2007
Wasted.

Ron

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on May 10, 2007
LOL at MR ED, I agree...lay off the crack Pot LOL

Chezza

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 10, 2007
Snortin’ your life away & never can you relax…

Try Snorin your life away instead, much more relaxing!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 10, 2007
...like burning the candle from both ends...
Georg

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 9, 2007
So trying to provoke us into thinking...;-) Well done
matlack and rufuz!et

Reviewed on May 9, 2007
Great pen Ed. Gives one plenty of thoughts.

Reviewed on May 9, 2007
Sounds scary, but nicely done.
R&B

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 9, 2007
I learn more about drugs through your written words....thank you!!

Never been on that and quite stupid what it does to you!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 9, 2007
I had a friend in HS, my senior year, a long time ago, that took LSD, and spent the rest of his young life curled in a fetal position, thinking he was an orannge, and afraid he would be peeled. Such a waste. Good write,

thanks,
Dan


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