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PAIN...
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PAIN…



In my stomach, pain,

In my brain, pain,

In my Intestines, pain,

It does cause a lot of strain…

 

I know I ate again the wrong thing,

Done it before, an ass I am on the wing,

For eating wrong I am the king,

Wish I had a permanent cook, like my fiance’ Ms Swing…

 

Eventually I will be feeling better,

Rufuz got himself all today brushed,

Makes him look like an Irish Setter,

When I speak of him in that manner,

He goes and gets all blushed…

© ed J 5/13/07
 
 

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 Reviews of "PAIN..."
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on May 14, 2007
Hope you feel better soon, stomach trouble is the pits!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 14, 2007
At least you had Rufuz to brush off...and through that forgot about the pain for a little while!!

Hope you feel better soon!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 14, 2007
Nice work on the poem, hope the pain goes away soon.

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 14, 2007
"Please, take two aspirins and see me again in a couple of days if the pain doesn't subside..." because it wasn't his pain.
Hold there going, and send Rufuz to bite some jewells.
Georg

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on May 13, 2007
here is to hoping you go to the mend and dont wind up on the losing end.

Al

Reviewed on May 13, 2007
Ed,

Hope you feel better. :( Eating the wrong things can make us miserable.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Glad Rufuz is fine...now YOU get fine, okay?

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2007
We all do it. Try to get away with eating
food we shouldn't...
A dog like Rufuz can eat most anything...


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