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No Significant Rain in Weeks...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Never Fails...;)


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Its not rained here for a change,


In weeks that add up to months,


But I am not unhappy, one gets tired,


Of constantly wet weather, the weathermen get fired…


 


Yesterday, in the heat of the day,


I washed & waxed my car & put it on display,


Oh it looked so pretty, it really was okay,


But of course no matter the length of time since last,


Mom Nature knew I cleaned my car so nice,


She sent storms to of me harass…


 


Yep, thunderstorms did come and soak my baby,


No rain for weeks, definitely not maybe,


It rained all night, with lightening and thunder,


Like a pirate the storm did of my clean car plunder…J


© ed J 5/28/07


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 Reviews of "No Significant Rain in Weeks..."
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on June 3, 2007
We finally got some rain today, after about seventeen days! The heat is probably coming your way! Enjoyed the write!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 29, 2007
Isn't that always the way;-) You'll be crying for rain when the heat starts;-)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 29, 2007
I drove a Mercedes Benz and storms seemed to have extra tree branchs on the lose, so, I switched to Lincoln Town Cartier and I got respect.
Yes, maybe storms don't like some cars makers.
Georg

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 29, 2007
Old Mother Nature probably doesn't like Jeeps - get a Ford!!

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on May 28, 2007
Nice Rocket Ed, what is it??? Looks like a Chrysler... And the steering wheel is on the wrong side of the car LOLOL..
So your babe got peeed on eh, yep that's murphy's law of averages.
I've gone out and watered the garden before water restrictions were implemented here, and you know what....in a short while after...it buckets down. Dems the brakes though aye mate.
Dat the side of your mobile home too ED. Hmmmm.. looks fairly big.
Ours are all different here to of course, makes and models...except for the 5th wheelers..They are made by an american company.
Those are the RV's i think, they need a special ute or truck to tow them, massive inside and luxury plus.
Thanks for a sneaky peak...I always find it interestin looking at what other ppl in other countries drive and live in.
Love Ch'erie

Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)
Reviewed on May 28, 2007
Rain on my car is a free car wash lol:)(Yup, I'm that stingy!)
Hugs, Laura

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on May 28, 2007
don't ya hate that? We haven't had much rain here in Florida either...maybe that's the key? I'm off to wash my car!
NOT! LOL!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 28, 2007
Funny how it always rain when you clean your baby...same here....not to worry!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on May 28, 2007
I'm happr that rain came tp ypur area. Here there isn't a drop. Moving everything yesterday from Macon to Tampa had us driving through dense smoke from the fires in the Okeefenokee. It's a health hazard to take in a breath and the folks that live there are all in danger. Please send some rain this way.
Glad to be back, albeit in Florida now.
Susan


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