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Wanted: Dead or Alive
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Not speakin’ here any jive, If you see my humor, Or maybe just my muse, Please grab them, dead or alive… Brain dead of late I’ve been, My muse and humor I haven’t seen, To find it either way would be ultra keen, If it should act in anyway mean, Just with it you should scream obscene… Then let me know where it is, So I can pick it up & all that biz, Without I can’t even pass a quiz, Never have I claimed to be much of a whiz… © ed J 6/12/07

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Reviews of "Wanted: Dead or Alive"

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on June 17, 2007

But,are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Pot kills brain cells. So does poetry.

Ron

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on June 14, 2007

A clever write my friend...who needs a muse...tell him/her to take the back seat you're in charge now! Enjoyed!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on June 14, 2007

I am sure if you show Rufuz nt last poem you will get your muse back....lol!!

Love Stinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on June 13, 2007

will information leading to its recovery reap this reward?
If so...I know where it is...or was to say the least.

Al

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on June 13, 2007

Ed, I thought you had my muse...you ain't alone mate.

Good luck!
Dan

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on June 13, 2007

Keep writing, the Muse will return. All roads lead back home. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Linda Hill

Reviewed on June 13, 2007

Ed,
I'm with E.T. You can write without a muse, my friend. This poem proves it!

Many blessings,
~Linda

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on June 13, 2007

Yeah Ed, how much are you worth......And now for the corny bit...How much is that doggy in the window, woof woof, the one with the waggily tail....;)

Bein smart as usual
Chezza

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on June 13, 2007

Excellent writing,enjoyed...Hugsss

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on June 13, 2007

Hey!!! what you took off my picture and let only my worth showing?
Georg

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury

Reviewed on June 13, 2007

Sounds like your on a journey.Enjoyed

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on June 12, 2007

If you write like this without a muse, what do you need it for;-) Excellent Sir Matlack! Woof woof Rufuz;-)...

ET

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on June 12, 2007

i think i've seen their likeness posted on the P.O. lobby, next to mine ...i forget, how much is the bounty?

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