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Wanted: Dead or Alive
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Not speakin’ here any jive,


If you see my humor,


Or maybe just my muse,


Please grab them, dead or alive…


 


Brain dead of late I’ve been,


My muse and humor I haven’t seen,


To find it either way would be ultra keen,


If it should act in anyway mean,


Just with it you should scream obscene…


 


Then let me know where it is,


So I can pick it up & all that biz,


Without I can’t even pass a quiz,


Never have I claimed to be much of a whiz…


© ed J 6/12/07
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 Reviews of "Wanted: Dead or Alive"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 17, 2007
But,are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Pot kills brain cells. So does poetry.

Ron
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on June 14, 2007
A clever write my friend...who needs a muse...tell him/her to take the back seat you're in charge now! Enjoyed!
Blessings,
Joyce B.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 14, 2007
I am sure if you show Rufuz nt last poem you will get your muse back....lol!!

Love Stinka
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on June 13, 2007
will information leading to its recovery reap this reward?
If so...I know where it is...or was to say the least.

Al
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on June 13, 2007
Ed, I thought you had my muse...you ain't alone mate.

Good luck!
Dan
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on June 13, 2007
Keep writing, the Muse will return. All roads lead back home. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on June 13, 2007
Ed,
I'm with E.T. You can write without a muse, my friend. This poem proves it!

Many blessings,
~Linda
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on June 13, 2007
Yeah Ed, how much are you worth......And now for the corny bit...How much is that doggy in the window, woof woof, the one with the waggily tail....;)

Bein smart as usual
Chezza
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on June 13, 2007
Excellent writing,enjoyed...Hugsss
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 13, 2007
Hey!!! what you took off my picture and let only my worth showing?
Georg
Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on June 13, 2007
Sounds like your on a journey.Enjoyed
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 12, 2007
If you write like this without a muse, what do you need it for;-) Excellent Sir Matlack! Woof woof Rufuz;-)...

ET
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 12, 2007
i think i've seen their likeness posted on the P.O. lobby, next to mine ...i forget, how much is the bounty?
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