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I live with a HAIRY beast...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Hair on his chest, Hair on his belly, Hair on his face, Covering his eyes while watching the telly… Hair on his balls, (if only he had them) Hair on his nose, Hair on his tail, Trust me, neither does he smell like a rose… Hair in and around his ears, Hair on his feet and legs, Hair around his butt, What he might need is a good pair of shears… J © ed ~ 6/14/07

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Reviewed by Southern Comfort

Reviewed on June 23, 2007

You are so delightfully adorable! I adore yore wit and great sense of humor! SC

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on June 19, 2007

enjoyed the read, good one

Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)

Reviewed on June 16, 2007

Gotta love all that hair!
Hugs, Laura

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on June 15, 2007

Bet that hair would fetch thousands in the wig industry ...
Richard

Reviewed by Duke LaRance

Reviewed on June 15, 2007

Ed -- I thought you were the hairy beast of the household!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on June 15, 2007

One cuddly beast for sure!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins

Reviewed on June 15, 2007

Very good. I know China could use a good clipping.

Reviewed by K. Mulroney

Reviewed on June 15, 2007

Lol! what a hairy thought! I have been chasing hair balls for years! Had to buy a dyson vaccum to keep my carpet from growing a beard! Three rotties and loads of hair!! I feel your tickle!

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on June 15, 2007

Oh I thought Rufuz wrote this LOL, aaaaaaaay good one.
Just a trim in the appropriate places is good, i get Duchess done that way too.

Hugszz Chezza

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on June 14, 2007

Go ahead and give him a good trimming, nah...don't he's just too cute hair and all! Enjoyed!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

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