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Do I simply lack the mental capacity...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I sometimes read some poetry that I have NO FREAKING CLUE while trying to comprehend, but those of you that write like that, I hope you will bear with me...e


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Poetry I read,

My brains gone to seed,

What I REALLY need,

Is just I guess more weed…

 

Burned out from usage,

I realize that, I have some sage,

Don’t go getting in a rage,

A lot of what I do is just me on stage…

 

So my brain cells are practically non-existent,

But still to legalize herb I am most persistent,

No matter how much one does, he does not become resistant,

But there is the drawback of ones brain becoming quite distant…

© ed ~ 6/21/07
 

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 Reviews of "Do I simply lack the mental capacity...?"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 24, 2007
I am sure you can do it!!

Follow Ronny's advice!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 23, 2007
keep those stoned synapses soaring, Ed ...

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on June 23, 2007
My Father always used to say, that their were too many overeducated twits in the world!!
One does wonder LOL
Poetry is a bit like setting the table, you can either dress it all up with fancy bits n bobs haha, or just whack the butter n Ketchup salt n pepper n plates and go for it, wi me, it depends on the mood I'm in LOL, sometimes it's fancy, sometimes it's practical.
Don't fret mate, it's all poetry at the end of the day...
"Hey remember that ole 70s song, "The Wildwood Weed" Have a good day, hugs to you and Rufuz
Chezza

Reviewed by H Cruz
Reviewed on June 22, 2007
There was this ancient tribe called the Scythians, the Romans paid them off regularly because they were feirce horsemen & women, They were the biggest pot heads that ever lived and buried each other in caskets full of the stuff. Cannibis was their god!

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on June 22, 2007
Just think naughty and you can figure them
dang poems out.
I have trouble myself figuring out some poems..
Give Rufuz a hug.....

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 22, 2007
You continue to bring so many smiles, Ed; and you make some good points here as well. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on June 22, 2007
me to,

dan

Reviewed on June 22, 2007
LOL

Enjoyed this one, Ed--

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 22, 2007
I hear ya, Bro, but I just cannot understand why Kimmy is now calling you - Mr. Ed??!!

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on June 22, 2007
some poetry just is

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish
Reviewed on June 21, 2007
Very funny. You have the right idea. Make it legal....JDM

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on June 21, 2007
The naturally stupid are smarter than you think...
for without it, you know...the "Artificial Intelligence"...we could never open our mind enough to allow possibilities to emerge!
In other words, Mr. Ed
Keep it up and soon we'll be smokin' in the parking lots! LOL!
Oh you surely got me going!

You can let the hit out now...
:)
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on June 21, 2007
Poetry is fickle Sir...thats the beauty of it all.

Al


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